Aaron Peori

At an early age Aaron sold his soul to the devil for the ability to sound intelligent in any situation. He went through life and did nothing at all of note until he met Blade, who corrupted his mind and filled it with dark thoughts of evil and destruction. (Or was that the other way around?)

Aaron has accomplished several things since he has met Chris that continue to amaze and inspire the people who are amazed and inspired by these kinds of things. Among these accomplishments are: not going insane, finishing high school, having the libido of a rock and taking one year to write a single 40k fanfic.

Aaron fervently denies any involvement in the Kennedy assassination.

Hey, courtesy of the Grand Merchandisable Clash of Authors, Epsilon has his own theme song! Check it out!

Chris McNeil

Contrary to popular belief, Blade was not born with a big mouth, a desire to win any argument and the most serious case of Tarou-worship in existance.

He developed the big mouth later.

Blade was raised by people that told him they were his parents, and lived a life where he had to constantly leave town ahead of several angry mobs. He spent most of his early life complaining loudly and plotting world domination until he met Aaron Peori, whom he decided to manipulate into making him lots of money so he (Blade) could retire early. This, ideally, would allow him to complain loudly and plot world domination without any further hassles.

He likes winning debates, complaining loudly, plotting world domination and anything that is even remotely related to Pantyhose Tarou (of Ranma 1/2), not necessarily in that order. He has reproduced.

Blade vehemently denies the rumor that he complains loudly and is plotting to take over the world.

Blade does not have a theme song (yet). But he utterly refuses to be outdone, so instead he is putting up a list of the over 100 favourite, mostly obscure characters he's gotten dangerously obsessed with. Enjoy...or something.