In case you click on a link below and are immediately confused by the non-standard style of writing, it's called "script format". And wayyyyyy back when we started this fic, that used to be in style. Hard to believe, huh? Many people say prose format is superior to script format in every way, which is sort of like saying country music is better than rap, when everybody knows that in the wrong hands, they BOTH suck.
Which will probably be proven when you read this, cause this was our "flagship" fanfic, by which we mean "older than everything except Ran Wars, and it shows". However, we really are going to revise it sometime, although our jokes that we were sure to start that project before the end of the millennium stopped being funny around January 1st, 2001. But surely we will yet finish, unless we both die of old age or a crazed fan (we have fans?) locates us and forces us to actually do work at gunpoint. Until then, enjoy!