We at C&A Productions enjoy the sheer thrill you get out of the news media. It is a delightful world of fantasy and make-believe in which the world as it exists is compressed into enlightening 30-second sound bites that never fail to inform us of the deep, historical significance of the president's libido, the death of celebrities nobody cares about, and the fact that a little girl has lost her dog.

On second thought, we hate the media. That's why we avoid it, and instead get our information from the one man you can expect to give you the honest truth: Dave Barry. Follow the link to gain insight into his wisdom.

Proof positive that the Japanese are even more screwed up than the Americans. In case you needed any more.

The official site of the funniest damn political satire show there is, Canadian or otherwise. And they put entire episodes online!

Perhaps the only place you'll find the Bible rated for violence and sexual content.

And acted out by plastic children's toys.

Would a "Hey, Lego my Bible!" reference here incite lynching?