Updates: 23/07/04
My god, Blade is alive!
He knows you've missed him
terribly, too. Two new fanarts
this update, another one
hopefully to follow fairly shortly.
Pic found by Jenn, who is lavishly praised on the credits page, and subsequently cleaned up and cut out by Blade, who is no longer such an incompetent clod at Photoshop. Wai! 		Welcome to the first and only Kalia shrine on the Net. Cheesy opening, ne? Ah well, such is life. Who is Kalia, you ask? Well, in that case you've obviously not watched El Hazard OAV2. (You should probably consider yourself fortunate for this) But in any case, Kalia was the main villain of that series - unless you count Princess Fatora - a new demon goddess that Jinnai awakes as part of his neverending quest to crush all opposition, rule the planet of El Hazard and most importantly show up Makoto Mizuhara.

"How corny!" you cry, and you would be correct, but it's really not as unoriginal as all that. Why? Because Kalia is nothing like Ifurita, that's why. There are a number of reasons for this, most of them spoilers, but the biggest and best one (both reason and spoiler) is this:
she's EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL. Utterly, completely, totally, irredeemably soullessly evil. Not only does she not reform from Makoto's continual attempts to reach her soul, she actually uses that against him on several occasions, wrenching his lily-livered little heart around like a puppeteer.

And if you can't see how utterly cool that is...what the heck are you doing in a shrine devoted to one of Blade's favourite characters?

Anyway, enough babbling...I've got a whole section devoted to how cool Kalia-chan is. Okay, it's mildly disturbing to call her that, but I'm a mildly disturbing person, or hadn't you noticed? But I digress. As I was saying, there's a section devoted as to why Kalia is the coolest thing since sliced bread or Princess Fatora (who will also get a shrine, or at least a gallery, once Blade has time), as well as the obligatory image gallery, ruminations about her character, and other stuff to come when I think of it.

So, what are you waiting for? On to the good stuff!
Kalia is not only the coolest, cutest thing in El Hazard... Kowai Kalia Konnections

• Why Kalia Is So Kakkoi
• The Kalia Image Gallery
• Kalia Ruminations
• Kalia-Related Fanfiction
• Other Kalia Goodies
• Kalia-Approved Links
• Kawaii Kalia Kredits 		...she can also kick your ass. And don't you forget it, fleshbag.

This page is ©, ™, ® and ß Chris McNeil, aka Blade, mostly because he has been unsuccessful in his efforts to force other people to do his coding for him. Kalia is NOT ©, ™, ® and ß Chris McNeil, aka Blade, even though he is giving her more characterisation in his fanfic than the EH writers ever did. These pages are best viewed in 800x600 and high colour resolution; of course, if you're viewing them in anything else, you've probably already guessed that, given how much the formatting has been frigged up. Tough. Anybody caught stealing pictures, HTML, wordings or the letter "K" from this page without permission will be hunted down and shot like a dog with extreme prejudice. Also I'll feed your intestines to rabid pigeons. Enjoy!
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