Hmm...a laudable effort, I suppose. Unfortunately it hasn't been updated in some time...
Yes, but it does have a page on you!
You're still alive? Well, let's have a look at this page...
Er...you might not want to...
WHAT!? "Boring?" "Cheap plot device"!?!? How dare they! The penalty is death! Death! I shall rip out their...
Calm down, Kalia-chan! Calm down! It's not your fault! It's the bad EH2 writers' fault! See, they even say so!
Hmph. Even so, it's hardly a flattering portrayal. Why must I view such a thing?
Aheh heh...well, it's kinda, well, the only page about you online. At least, that I've found.
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Ahh! Err...let's move to the next link, shall we?
A corporate site? You're really stretching for links, here, fleshling.
No, it's a useful resource. Aside from having info on all the El Hazard releases in English, you can order them all there...including OAV2, which showcases YOU! And how could anybody not want that, after seeing this page?
Hmph. I'd be more impressed if there were DVDs. VHS simply doesn't do me justice. If that annoying little brat Qawoor gets high quality, why not I?
I couldn't agree more. Hopefully the rest of El Hazard will be released in DVD shortly.
What on El Hazard does this have to do with me!?
Well, I did get the information on Yuka Imai from there...
You already thanked him for that on the credits page, imbecile!
Well, yes, but his page is such a wonderful resource that it bears linking. The guy's got information on everything.
I'll grant that even I am somewhat impressed by his voluminous databases. Not that I care.
Even better, he gets 150000 hits a day. A day. Man, that's probably even more than this site'll get...
That's it? You dragged me out here for this? Three links, of which only one is directly related to me and that one is insulting to boot!?
Well...think how boring the page would have been without you!
I still don't see why this page was necessary in the first place.
Well, it's like I said...all shrines have to have links pages. It's, like, tradition or something...
Bah! I grow weary of your blather. Tell all those fools to get back to the shrine or, even better, create some real pages about me post-haste.
Umm...what she said. And if you do create or find a Kalia-related page not here, please e-mail it to me. Thanks!