And here we are with another set of Kalia-Approved Links!


"Approved"?


Eheh...er...reviewed! Yes, that's it! Honest!


You disgust me. Fine, let's see what dreck you've dredged up this time, fleshling...




Another corporate site. That doesn't even mention me. Again.


Yes, but this is the site of your creators! Err, well, your creators in this dimension, sort of, in a metaphysical sense...


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Theyhaveareallycoolpicofyouonthejapanesesiteandsynopsthattalkaboutyouoratleastithinktheydobuticantreadjapanese!

Having a little trouble catching your breath, fleshling?


*gasp for breath* B-but I had to mention them, Kalia-chaaaaaaaaaaan!


Watch it. And why did you "have" to, aside from the fact you stole the "really cool pic" for the gallery?


Well, for one, the DVDs have now been released. Also, an El Hazard artwork CD is coming out September 1st!


Hmph. I'd better be in it, that's all I can say.


El Hazard Voting Center!



Look, Kalia-chan! Look! You're fourth!


Hmmm...more taste than I gave your race credit for, I'll admit.


*breathes a sigh of relief* Of course!


Wait a minute...I'm HOW many votes behind Ifurita? And that pathetic fire priestess? And KATSY-WATSY!?


Er, that is...it's a new groundswell! Thanks to this shrine, people have come from near and far to ensure you catch up!

Well, I suppose so...


It certainly wasn't one obsessed fan voting repeatedly until you reached the top five or anything!


No. Of course not.


Eheh heh...moving right along...


Pioneer's Got Those 1001 Babes For Your 1001 Nights!




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Now, I should mention that this link isn't suitable for minors...


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Hmm? Kalia, are you looking at...oh. Uhh...


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But...but...it's got content of you! Err, I see you've noticed that, actually...


Die. Just...die. Now.


Errr, perhaps I should be leaving...maybe back to the Shrine, or the Links Page, or...


*THE FOLLOWING SCENE HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO VIOLATIONS OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION.*


*ALSO, IT WAS REALLY, REALLY YUCKY.*


*I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE BEFORE SHE FINISHES WITH HIM.*


*REALLY.*