Mark's $2000 A/V

(sung to the tune of Frank's 2000" TV by "Weird Al" Yankovic)

Raving across the newsgroup, ignoring most everyone
He dwarfs the mighty Bob, as he ruins all of our fun
I still remember his ranting and how much he would mock
Everyone on the group until they wanted him to take a walk

Now he's got the netters mean (now he's got the netters mean)
And they say: "That's the biggest JERK we've ever seen!"

It's Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
Let's ignore reality (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)

That's the supergenius system - you can look, but don't touch it please
Cause Mark wants to be in control and dictate what -everybody- sees
The picture's crystal clear, we can all see that he's snide
Like saying jobs are easy to get if only everybody tried

And he doesn't even have the poise (Doesn't even have the poise)
To acknowledge his 9000 lines of flaming noise
And I'm mighty proud to say (yes I'm mighty proud to say)
I'm less like "Supergenius" with each passing day!

Oh Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
No sacrifice is too great you see (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
For Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
Witness the power of LD! (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)

And to show he can be truly rude
Hey says "It's worth, never eating any food!" 
Whoa, hey now... hey now na na na now
Hey now... hey now na na now

Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
Let's ignore reality (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
He won't believe us!
Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
No sacrifice is to great you see (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
Maybe he needs to study (the real world)
Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V (Mark's two-thousand dollar A/V)
Mark's two-thousand dollar A/Veeeeee.....