Epsilon: No.
Blade: I wasn't asking you, moron. But like I said, I love quotes. From the heights of humanity's aspirations, to the depths of its stupidity, quotes provide...uh...
Epsilon: A way to toss off supposedly clever one-liners that you'll probably pass off as your own?
Blade: Right! Maybe! Something like that! Why do I bother even asking you, anyway?
Epsilon: You didn't. I interjected.
Blade: So now you can shut up. Great. Anyway, since I love quotes, I've amassed reams of them over the years. And so I felt, why waste the effort? Instead of letting them moulder where only I can see them, I'll inflict them on the hapless people coming to my site instead!
Epsilon: That's assuming anyone ever even comes to this section.
Blade: Stop raining on my parade.
Epsilon(insincerely): Sorry.
Blade: Anyway, in accordance with this, and also because I wasn't kidding about the "reams", part, I'll put the quotes up in sections, on a release rate of 'whenever I feel like it'. Enjoy.