The rest of you, though? Goddamn goobers, all. But the brunt of my hatred is reserved only for Kunzite. Oh, Kunzite. Oh, Kunzite, you incredible dumbass.
Has anyone else ever realised that Kunzite is not only the most stupid Dark General, but the most stupid Sailor Moon character... indeed, perhaps the SINGLE STUPIDEST ANIME CHARACTER OF ALL TIME?
No, seriously. Look at this dipshit. In Minako's backstory episode, Kunzite has a youma possess Minako's policewoman friend from England. In so doing, he learns that Minako was Sailor V. Later on, he also finds out that Minako hangs out with Sailor Moon so much, one of Sailor Moon's hairs was entangled in her own.
Does he ever, in any way shape or form, follow up on this information? Does it ever occur to him that maybe, just maybe, it might be worth popping up at Minako's house and maybe asking her a few pointed questions about Sailor Moon's real identity? Does it even occur to him that she'd be a fine hostage?
Of course not. Because Kunzite is an imbecile of such magnitude that he makes other Sailor Moon villains look clever. And that, my friends, takes a not inconsiderable amount of doing. I don't know what Zoicite saw in him. Oh, wait, I do: Zoicite likes himbos.
So, hail to you, oh Kunzite: King Of The Himbos. Flash us your manly chest, you glossed up hunk of duh.
And Beryl, just be grateful Kunzite's so goddamn stupid that I can't even spare any indignation for you. At least in the manga you were a random cretin peasant girl, thus making your total, frightening lack of anything resembling tactical acumen more understandable.
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