Oh yeah, there'll be no bitching about Sailor Moon here. Why? Because this is DOORKNOBDER, the most wonderful of all Sailor Moon characters (also, because I already bitched about monsters-of-the-week back at the Tethys gallery).

What?

How dare you even ask why Doorknobder rules! Is it not obvious? Doorknobder is... is... she CAN'T FIGHT! She gets beaten up with a kewpie doll!

She tries to convince Sailor Moon to kill Eudial first because Eudial is obviously the more important villain!

Huh? Huh? Isn't she great?

She's made from a DOORKNOB!

Her special attack is doing random sentai poses then running forward screaming with her eyes closed!

How awesome is that?

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Why don't any of you understand!? Doorknobder is the epitome of all that is awesome! Doorknobder single-handedly justifies everything crappy about Sailor Moon! Doorknobder is the Way, the Truth! Doorknobder should have appeared in Hybrid Theory!

Don't you see? DON'T YOU SEE?

Well then, go see!

Awesome Doorknobder Pictures

Had enough awesome?

NO YOU HAVEN'T!

Oh, fine. Plebian. Go back to the Sailor Moon Gallery, then, see if me and Doorknobder-chan care.