Sure, the Amazoness Quartet is awesome. But how precisely do they excuse the REST of Super S?
And what possibly earthly excuse can there be for the fact we rammed through their plotline in ten lousy episodes, thus making large parts of it rushed and unbelievable, but the goddamn Amazon Trio squatted on our screens slowly destroying our souls, morals and sanity for over half the season!? To accomplish NOTHING!?
Super S was DREADFUL. The Amazon Trio were worse than dreadful. I literally cringed every time I realised it was Yet Another Fucking Tiger Eye episode. Tiger Eye is Satan. I mean that in the sense of "the producer of eternal torment". For the rest of my life, I will be haunted by realising that hours - precious hours - were spent watching Tiger Eye. THESE HOURS CAN NEVER BE REGAINED. God damn you, Tiger Eye. Damn you to hell, where you belong.
And damn the writers too, for when they FINALLY got around to starting to develop Tiger Eye's character (after approximately 347 episodes of him doing the SAME THING THAT WASN'T AMUSING THE FIRST TIME ARGH HATE), they then DROPPED IT COMPLETELY to make FISH EYE the SYMPATHETIC ONE even though Fish Eye had been up to that point the most capricious and evil of them by a wide margin, and was also a PEDOPHILE RAPIST.
You people? Yeah, you bleeding heart faggy pussies who get weepy over shit like Akane hitting Ranma and the pedophile in Excel Saga? Yeah? I want HATE SITES. I want LETTER CAMPAIGNS. Fish Eye hangs around at elementary schools and tries to pick up on little boys so he can fuck and kill them. And then is presented as a sympathetic hero. Please to be directing your hatred somewhere where it belongs:
Sailor Moon Super S. And the Amazon Trio. Thank you.
Uh, now on to PallaPalla. You totally can't hate her, even if she also capricious and evil, because SHE expresses being capricious and evil by ripping the heads off dolls, making them come to life, and then having them molest Tux-boy. I think we can all agree that is far too awesome to be condemned just because it's, you know, evil.
(Also she directly led to Tux-boy having to practice sucking up to and kissing Sailor Moon in public, wrapping his arms around nothing, for several hours. That was totally great.)
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