Epsilon: Ah, good old That Female Guard For The Guy In The Manga, Who Appears For Like Six Panels But Looks Really Cool And Blade Likes Her. (rubs a tear from his eye) Good times.
Blade: Yeah. And there's some other people too. Like...uhh, y'know, that Tenchi guy.
Epsilon: ...must resist urge to do a "No Need For Tenchi" pun.... resist... resist... >_< (sweats) (groans) resist...
Blade: Oh, you mean like "That Tenchi guy? Who needs him?" 'Cause, y'know, that's NEVER been done before. Like, ever. Really.
Epsilon: Argh! This will Nagi at me for the rest of this blurb unless I do that damn pun!
Blade: Oh, good lord. Don't. Don't you DARE.
Epsilon: (clutching head) It's o-Clay, it's o-Clay. I think I have it under control.
Blade: ARGH! You bastard! Stop defiling my galleries with your damn punnage!
Epsilon: Don't blame me, you azu-saw me try to stop!
Blade: AIYYEEEEE! You evil, vile wretch! Cease and desist at once!
Epsilon: I can't, You-Show me the way to stop!
Blade: (pulls out bokken) With pleasure!
Epsilon: (nods with tears in eyes) I see. Don't worry. No Jurian on earth will convict you.
Blade: AH! Take that! (releases a Tsunami of attacks on Epsilon)
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