So, uh, yeah.
There's a giant Akane head!
Oh, right, that reminds me: the most FRICKING ANNOYING BATTLE IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY.
So, Ranma gets kidnapped by King Homosexual Bear. And Akane and Shampoo are going to chase after him. And Cologne doesn't want them to, because... uh... I don't know, it's a mystery. She's an annoying old bat. Anyway, clearly the only response to Cologne saying "Don't go" is immediate violence.
So, for the next TEN MINUTES, Akane and Shampoo take turns attacking Cologne. And Cologne dodges. And laughs at them.
I'm serious. Like ten fricking minutes of attack-dodge-annoying-old-bat-cackle until she finally gets bored of you and says "Fine, you can go, but don't blame me if you are the next victims of the Dread King Homosexual Bear".
Sure, that's pretty much how that fight would go, but it's a fricking text adventure. I didn't need THAT much realism, thanks.
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