Ukyou Poster

          (Or: _Who_ says we don't have a sense of humour!?)

         To the tune of "Weird" Al Yankovic's "Velvet Elvis"

          By Chris McNeil (Blade) and Aaron Peori (Epsilon)


My purpose in life was almost gone
But then I saw her at Project A-kon
When I saw her hanging in that stall
I knew I needed her on my wall

She's all I live for
She's all I need
My Ukyou Poster
My Ukyou Poster
My Ukyou Poster means the wor---------ld to me...

My Goddess loves me, this I know
I take her everywhere I go
Look at that sptaula...there's nothing greater
How could anyone ever hate her?

She's all I live for
She's all I need
My Ukyou Poster
My Ukyou Poster
My Ukyou Poster means the wor---------ld to me...

In my own little Ucchan's
It's just me and my Goddess
Can't afford nothin' more
Won't take any less
Don't need no P-chan doll
Don't need no tamagotchi
No resin kits of boring mecha pilots with blue hair
Or Magic Knights...

When I'm at home watching anime
Seeing her always makes my day
She's so perfect, not a single flaw
She didn't really mean to put Ryouga through that wall!

Ukyou Poster
She's so kawaii
Ukyou Poster
Don't mean to rave
Ukyou Poster
Never degrades
Ukyou Poster
Never went to that cave
Ukyou Poster
Look at that spatula
Ukyou Poster
It's just so fine
Ukyou Poster
And she'll never dump me
Ukyou Poster
'Cause she's mine all mine...