MGH Part 30: Masks and Shadows

Over the course of my many years (all four of them) working to quell
the forces of decency and light in the name of the almighty dollar, I
have learned to hate three things. These things, in no particular order, 
are:

Cute, in all it's myriad forms (wow, watch my wordpower). Frankly, I'd
never been into cute and I've never seen why anyone else ever would be.  
Then again, I wasn't into masochism either. Maybe the two were
related.

Destiny, in all the manners they sold it to you. To sum up my view on
destiny, allow me to quote something I read on that enchanted quest to
enhance my word-power. "Prophecy is useless, for if one can not change
to future than it has no value for you, and if one can change to the
future there is no guarantee that the prophecy is correct."

The final one is getting screwed. No, get your mind out of the gutter.
I like sex as much as the next man. Or at the very least I -did- when I was 
back in my actual body, and not this female curse I'd been trapped in for 
several months now. What I mean is the process of having my employers, my 
employees and...well, nearly everyone I have ever met stab me in the back. 
It's always happened, and, if you can forgive me for sounding a bit 
paranoid, it probably always will.

Now, I'd been bushwhacked a LOT in my life. I'd been screwed over by
everyone from human corporations to angelic rogues to extradimensional 
monsters of incomprehensible power. Never once, however, was I so thoroughly 
and completely screwed as I was about to be.


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                        Improfanfic Presents
                        Magical Girl Hunters
                              Part: 30
                         Masks and Shadows


                        Original Concept By:
                           Aaron Shattuck
                          This Segment By:
                            Aaron Peori
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Warning: The following work of fiction contains scenes
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No being was harmed during the making of this fanfic
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As I slammed the cover of the magical tome Veracity had dug up for me,
I cursed whoever had came up with the concept of "no rest for the
wicked". Although I don't really consider myself wicked actually. I mean, 
all I did was stalk little girls and shot them and their loveable fuzzy pets 
in the heads with lots and lots of bullets, usually after watching them spin 
around naked. I mean, compared to some people out there, I was a regular 
saint. Still, the universe must have thought I qualified because I hadn't 
been able to sleep since I got a lift back to my apartment six hours ago.

Yes a lift. Now, despite my current gender condition I am a man at
heart, and as any man will tell you, our cars are very important to us. It 
had been one of the first things I had spent money on after high school, a 
very zen sort of thing. I never let anyone drive it unless my life was in 
immediate danger. Even then I tended to think twice.

Still, I think this one counted as special circumstances, in that I realized 
that if I spent half the trip reading all the graffiti on the way back I was 
likely to end up in one of those accidents that made
-Does this make sense?  I can't tell due to lack of knowledge of precisely 
what's happening, but I suggest reading it over.-

the six o'clock news. You know, the ones where the reporters coo and cluck 
over the carnage and snivel convincingly about the tragedy of wasted human 
lives while watching the ratings of their programs skyrocket as all those 
supposedly well-adjusted people tune in to watch.

Made me think that someone could make a mint off my life story.

It was that little witch Lovely Rhyme-and-Reason's fault I couldn't
sleep. Every time I tried I'd get this irrepressible urge to read
something, or count the number of tiles on the ceiling, or maybe even
the number of stray threads on my blanket. Still, it was getting easier as 
time went on and I figured that at this rate I'd be able to sleep in maybe 
eight, twelve hours tops. This made me feel so much better about the 
situation, really it did.

So when the knock came at my door I was more than happy to reply. It
would give me something to do beside count the five-hundred and sixty
five crumbs on my carpet. Still, I wasn't exactly in a rush. The
recent problems with the demon that was possessing Itami's dead mother
had made me even more paranoid than usual. So it was that when I
checked to see who was there it was with a sawed off shotgun and a
grenade in my pocket.

I was relieved to see it was only Itami. The guy looked beat, and by that I 
mean even more tired than usual. On most days he had the look of a guy who 
had spent the last five days fasting, and the last ten without sleep. 
Somehow, today, he managed to look worse. Even back after the biggest brawls 
of our not-so-illustrious career he had always looked like he could just 
tough up and run a marathon right after. I remembered one time he had been 
in a hospital with more injuries than I could count (fifty-three, my 
recently altered brain informed me annoyingly) and he had gotten up and back 
on the job with barely two days rest. Seeing Itami stagger over to a chair 
and sit down heavily took some of the wind out of my sails.

"What's wrong?" I said as I checked out the door and scanned both
directions for signs of magical girls, the undead or perhaps IRS
agents.

"Gone," Itami breathed slowly in and out. It was only then that I
caught sight of the sword he had under his trenchcoat, the one he had
mistakenly exchanged with Queen Scarlet a few days back. Although you
couldn't tell from the tone whether he was speaking about his pet
puppy or a vicious case of crabs, I knew he meant something special.

"What's gone?" I asked as I closed the door and ran a sweep around the
apartment and windows for any potentially lethal oversights. There
were none, but I don't know if that made me more or less nervous.

"H," Itami grunted. I looked into his face but he was back to the
'what does this have to do with me?' mask again. I felt something
inside me go cold at the simple not-quite word however. The thought
that Sailor H might be... gone was one that evoked a whole load of
mixed feelings in me. Sure she was a bitch and treated me like pond
scum, but I'd always enjoyed seeing her bod... er, that is seeing her
bond with Itami. Plus there was the residual kamen magic, the same
stuff that let me feel when Aika was in danger and...

Wait just a minute... if H had been in danger, why hadn't I felt it? I
suppose it was possible that my lack of sleep and this nasty spell on
me might have interfered, but still...it didn't make sense.

"What do you mean gone?" I asked slowly. "Was... was your mother
involved?" Itami gave me one of those indecipherable glances which
either meant 'obviously' or 'no you pathetic moron'. Then he handed me
a note. As I read it I began to understand how this could be much
worse that having her die on us. It took me one nanosecond to figure
out what it was about. I was intimately familiar with the subject
matter, after all.

        Dear Itami,

        I've never been very good at good-byes...

I'll refrain from reading the rest. It went on into great detail about
how much she cared for him and all that but that he was just getting
boring and she needed a few weeks to think things over. In other
words, she dumped him. Probably the first person-aside from myself, I
suppose-that Itami had ever cared for in his life and she'd dumped him. A 
pang of sympathetic loss clutched my chest. I knew all too well what having 
a love one leave you was like. Of course, I suppose you could say my ex 
leaving me was worse. At least H hadn't tried to kill him. I think.

"Ouch," I muttered aloud, and sat next to my long time friend and
partner. He grunted and looked out the window into the darkness.
Reading Itami's expressions was a learned skill and I considered
myself an expert so it was with some trepidation that I noted his lack
of any movement. Even his breathing was coming slower than usual. This
couldn't have come at a worse moment; we just didn't have time to track her 
down with his mother's corpse running loose.

Damned if I knew what to do about it, however. I wasn't exactly
up for the Nobel prize in compassion myself. I'd dealt with some of
Itami's break-ups before. Oh he'd had more women than me, that was for
sure. They were drawn to him like nails to a magnet. Still, none of
them had ever meant anything to Itami, and I could tell that H had
begun to grow on him. Maybe it was the fact that he felt responsible
for her current instabilities, or that she was the only other person I
knew of who had ever gotten a look beneath his mask. Either way, it
was different from normal.  Normally I'd just get him a beer and we'd
watch the adult channel for a few hours.

Somehow I felt that wasn't going to work in this case.

So we both sat there in silence for hours on end.

                              ***

I called Veracity after the sun came up and checked on the office. No
new messages or appointments had been scheduled, and everything was
okay there. At least that was one less worry.

I'd been doing some very hard thinking the past few hours and had
finally come to a decision. Not that there was really any other decision I 
could come to in these circumstances. That should have been my first clue as 
to what was coming...but I'm getting ahead of myself. I had let Itami fall 
asleep; the guy needed it and I knew he'd object to my idea if I was forced 
to tell him abut it. I felt kinda rotten sneaking out behind his back and 
leaving him alone like that. But you cope.

Coping - In modern society, the state of being that has replaced
"living".

Damn, if I ever found Lovely Rhyme-and-Reason I'd have to make sure to
CF her entire neighborhood.

I moved quickly through the streets. The headaches that came upon me
had gotten noticeably less painful in the past few hours, so I felt no
need to stop and read the graffiti. It still took me a few hours to
reach the place because 1, this was a damn big city and 2, I was
taking a very roundabout route  to make sure I wasn't being trailed. I was 
headed to a certain building in downtown Tokyo, home of the head office of 
the Happy Tree Learning Center chain of preadolescent cram
schools.

You see, my plan was rather simple. Whoever this Akari Nazo person was, she 
had connections to magical powers. I would get her to banish the demon that 
was hounding Itami and myself in exchange for a promise not to hunt down and 
eviscerate Lovely Ryhme-and-Reason. The reason Itami would be mad at me was 
because it would probably mean I'd have to set up some sort of deal where we 
didn't hurt any of her girls. With that Ootaki freak and that dweeb Sato 
trying to move in on our business we might not be able to afford that. 
Getting rid of Manami and her 'guest' was more important in the long run, 
however.

Of course, she wasn't expecting me till midnight, which explained why
I was crawling up the air-conditioning ducts. Oh, I'm getting ahead of
myself again, you'll have to excuse that. You see, the reason I was
crawling up the air-conditioning ducts is that I came into view of the
building and saw someone entering that I wasn't at all pleased to
see.

It was from a distance, but there was no mistaking that hair. Hair that 
ridiculous could be spotted miles away. Let me digress a bit here and 
explain that the reason Itami and I were so good at what we did was because 
we -weren't- flashy. We didn't really stand out in any way, we just blended 
into the crowd and moved along like two normal people.  Weird normal people, 
but at least normal compared to most of the freaks we fought. Apparently 
Ootaki had never figured that out, since with his almost 
gravity-defying-palm-treetop style haircut he stood out in every possible 
way.

When I saw him walking into the office, I might have dismissed it as a
coincidence.

If I suddenly went clinically braindead maybe, but anything is
possible, I suppose.

So I slipped around back and found my way to the fire escape. From
there it was a quick bit of none-too-shabby acrobatics and I was up on
the fire escape and heading up to the top floor. The address had
included an office number, and if this building followed the same rules as 
every other office building in existence than the first one or two letters 
told you what floor the office was on. Still, running up the fire escape 
wasn't that inconspicuous so I tried a different tack. Looking around, I 
found one of those giant humming dripping boxes which all air-conditioned 
buildings had.

I won't go into detail as to how I got the thing off the wall and
safely onto the balcony of the fire-escape. Suffice it to say that
after much heaving, grunting and sweating I was wedged inside the duct
and making steady progress up the inside of the building. I counted
out the number of floors I ascended by the amount of times the duct
branched off horizontally. Progress was slow but easy, my only worry
was that someone would complain about the lack of cool air too soon.

Damn, don't you always think of those kinds of things long after
you're already way past correcting for them?

I came to the fourteenth floor and almost collapsed from exhaustion as
I worked my way into the side passage. I couldn't afford to waste much
time, however, as Ootaki would probably already be where I thought he
was going and I needed to work fast.  Checking the view through a
nearby grate, I noted how the numbering system in the office worked.
It was a simple matter of educated guesswork then, and in minutes I
found myself above the proper office and looking down into a meeting
in progress.

I didn't like what I saw. Not that any of it was physically repugnant.
In fact, if I were to assume that the woman behind the desk was Akari,
then she was pretty hot. Especially considering I could see straight
down her low-cut business suit. It was the two men across from her
that had me worried. One was the aforementioned palm-tree head
from before. The other I had seen only a few days ago, hoping that I'd
seen the last of him when I'd thrown him to the wolves (or Princess
Love, take your pick of descriptor). Well, at the very least I could
hope he'd finished her off for me.

"... an agreement gentlemen?" the woman I assumed was Akari spoke in
an naggingly familiar voice. I tried to figure where I'd heard it before, 
without much success. It was like having something just out of
reach, but I couldn't place it. From the sounds of things, I had wandered in 
on the tail end of the discussion.

"I work alone," Sato crossed his arms and grinned impudently at the
woman. "I'm not taking such a... low class assassin with me. Stealth
and cunning shall confer on me my prey."

"Wussa you be, stoopid?" Ootaki oozed in that dialogue of his which
set my hair on end. "Youza not even be half the man I be."

"Gentleman," Akari held up her hand and smiled disarmingly at them.
They quieted down at the silent note of command in her posture. "I
agreed to provide you funding, if and -only- if you work together. I
need two Magical Girl Hunters, no less."

"Fine," Sato pulled himself tall and tried his best too look imperious
and dignified. "I will lower myself to work with him."

"Youza not exactly a prize youself," Ootaki mumbled, "But I be needin'
the moolah, comprend? No can set up a decent office in this town without the 
moolah."

"I understand," she smiled at them again, then rose up in a manner which 
indicated they were dismissed. "If you will both head outside, my secretary 
shall give you all the data and forms that require signing."

They mumbled more vague comments and walked out. Sato graciously let
Ootaki out first, much to Ootaki's displeasure. With those two trying
to work together to unseat us, I didn't know why Itami was so worried.
Still, this didn't make one wick of sense. That note had been as
anti-magical girl hunter as you could get, and here this Nazo person
was endorsing a new team to hunt them down.

"Are you sure you can trust them to do the job?" another all too familiar 
voice said from the shadows, sending a cold chill down my spine. I looked 
over and watched as a fourth person stepped out from behind a filing cabinet 
where even I hadn't noticed her. Yes her, as in Manami.  As in my partner's 
dead mother. As in the dead mother that was possessed by a demon.

"No," Akari purred as she sat down and cupped her hands over her
mouth, "But I can control them. Unlike Daikoku and Kurasaka, these two
won't accidentally succeed when they were meant to fail."

Meant to fail? Fail at what?

Manami grinned in a manner which was wholly not like her at all, but her 
voice didn't have that demonic timbre to it which would have
meant she wasn't in control at the moment. This left two possibilities: 
either she was a real bitch, which I wouldn't put past
her, or the demon was able to mimic her mannerisms exactly. The latter
thought was not exactly something I wanted to contemplate. "What I
meant was, could you trust them not to die?" she drummed her fingers on the 
top of the cabinet, a habit I had learned to hate when I'd went
over to Itami's house in high school. "Kurasaka is very good at what
he does. Rather too good...but that is your problem, is it not?"

"My problems are no concern of yours," Akari hissed in that naggingly 
familiar manner. "You just live up to your part of the bargain and stop 
double-guessing my plans."

The creature which was either my partner's undead mother or a demon in
her body shrugged. "As long as you get me Itami-and I mean -all- of
him-for my own personal control I don't care what you do. Once I'm no
longer confined to the sword, however, I just want to make sure you
have Kurasaka handled so he won't come after me."

"She'll be busy enough defending her own life," Akari grinned. "Once I
tip Yoi off to breaking the sword as a way of getting rid of you it
will all be over. You just make sure to... infect him like I asked."

"No problem." Manami grinned from ear to ear. It was even worse than
her earlier expression.

"Now get out of here," Akari snapped. "I have to make sure everything
is set up for this evening's festivities. Make sure 'Scarlet' is where
we need her to be."

"I will," Manami bowed and stepped towards the shadows again, "I must
say these 'puppets' of yours do wonders for the body." And with that
she stepped in the shadows and was gone. I don't know how I knew she
was gone; just something in my head told me that was the case.

The first person to mention 'women's intuition' gets a bullet in the gut.

All her guests having departed Akari gathered up the paperwork on her
desk and took it over to the file folder. She then told her secretary
through the intercom that she was on her way out for lunch since the
office was, in her own words, "too damn hot" today. The secretary
agreed and muttered some words with a vaguely envious cast to them
before switching off the intercom. It was a few minutes later that I
found myself alone above her office.

I guess sometimes luck can work in your favor.

I waited a few more minutes after she was gone before I even thought
of trying to sneak my way in. Then it was a half-hour of meticulously
examining the grate, the room and anything else I could see or touch
for alarm wires or traps. I'd almost gotten myself vaporized the last
time I snuck into someone's office via the air ducts. Satisfied that
there were no mundane traps, I decided to go ahead. Still, that was no
-mundane- traps so I proceeded with caution.

My luck held out, meaning I didn't vaporize instantly upon setting foot on 
the floor. Still, that made sense. It wouldn't do to put a lot of magical 
traps or doodads in an office building in the middle of
downtown. Someone would notice sooner or later, and most organizations
which had access to magic wanted this fact to remain unnoticed for as long 
as was possible.

The filing cabinet was locked, but I hadn't been a punk in high school
for nothing. Using my proficient lockpicking skills I went ahead and
unlocked it and was rooting around inside in no time. I glanced over
the files on Ootaki and Sato first. Nothing much special inside them
as far as I could tell; a bunch of numbers which looked vaguely like
that crap some geek in High School had tried to push on me once, their
last names, addresses and other miscellaneous data. The only notable
thing in there was that they had some sort of arcane astrological
charts under their pictures.

I wasn't surprised when I looked past those and found the folders
which contained information on my partner and me. They had the same
general stuff, including the weird numbers and mystic garbage. I
almost considered pocketing them but decided against it. This Akari
struck me as meticulous, and she would notice the theft of the
documents. One thing was unusual...as I put the papers away I noticed
that the short bio on me had the details of my transformation. In the
note she had referred to me as a Ms. That meant she was trying to
sound dumber than she actually was...

I put that trail of thought away and forced myself to rummage further
into the cabinet. When I came upon the folder labeled "Plan: Daikoku"
I muttered "jackpot" and opened it. Inside was a pretty damn detailed
description of the family curse that Itami had related to me the other
day. It was the extra information that intrigued me. I won't go into
all the boring details, which thanks to the residuals of the magic I
could go through pretty quickly, but it amounted to this.

Apparently the demon was trapped inside the sword by the bargain, and
could only influence the holder of the weapon. The weapon could only
be destroyed by a member of the family, but only if they did so with
their own blood or something like that. The problem was that this
would release the demon into the host of the eldest living family
member, making them its slave. I growled under my breath as I saw
where this was headed.

I checked further into the folder but time was running short. I skimmed 
through data on "youma taint" and other stuff concerning the
demon's full powers. Then I noted that some more recent data added to
the file said that the demon's influence on the 'R-type Simulacrum
Unit' superseded the scientist's abilities to override, but that they
didn't have to worry as it couldn't use its powers outside of the
sword.

I looked up at the clock and noticed that I'd already spent more time
in here than I intended, so I slipped the files back and climbed as
easily as I could back into the air conditioning duct. I didn't bother
to wait around for Akari to show back up. I didn't need any more
information. With my mind made up I scrabbled out of the air duct and
made my way out of the building. It was time for some payback.

This was going to feel good.

                                 ***

I burst into the office and Itami was so startled by the bang that his
dart almost missed the bull's-eye. Almost. He looked at me in that way
he had which either meant 'die you betraying bastard' or 'I have gas'
or possibly 'I am disappointed that you are not a Baywatch babe', I
could never be sure. Veracity looked up from her television, it was
playing one of those shows where they told the tales of rich
attractive people whose major problems consisted of having too many
opportunities to sleep with other rich attractive people. I walked
over to our equipment locker and tore it open.

"Morning," Itami grunted, and I could literally feel Veracity rolling
her eyes. I tossed a sawed off shot-gun over my shoulder and he caught
it with practiced ease.

"Get ready," I said, "We are about to blow someone into next Tuesday."

"Who?" Itami said and caught the Glock I threw to him as well. He was
already snapping the weapons into the holster that had been sewn into the 
lining of his trenchcoat. Itami may want details, but he would follow my 
lead without question if I asked.

"Miss Nazo," I said as I picked out three choice pistols from the
selection and checked there ammo supply. "She's screwing with us."

"How?"

I turned to him as he tossed a dozen extra clips on a bandoleer at me.
I caught them and began to secure the weaponry around my waist...
making sure that it didn't chafe against my breasts. Taking the time
out to do that did NOT improve my mood. "She and your old family
friend seem to be playing it together," I said quickly, "And she has
those two losers in her pocket ready to replace us."

Itami said nothing, only raised an eyebrow as he took a few dozen
shells out of the cupboard and stuffed them in his pocket. I turned back and 
plucked the winchester off the rack. I smiled and pumped it
one-handed and grinned in a very satisfied way at the 'ka-chick' it
made. Veracity looked on in excitement as we went through our pre
'kicking ass' preparations.

"Well," she said, "Are you going to give details?"

It was VERY tempting to say yes. Very, very tempting to let the whole
story and all my speculations spill out. I didn't have the time to
waste so I resisted it however. "No," I told her, "We're going to pick
up Aika. You arm yourself and if anyone I don't like walks through
that door, shoot them."

"That a long list Yoi-san," Veracity said as she casually pulled a
sub-automatic from her desk drawer. "Aika hasn't given the all clear
yet, I feel the need to remind you."

"I don't care," I said, "We need her firepower on this one." I paused, my 
hand on the door. "Veracity... uh, what's her address?"

                               ***

Thankfully it was midday still, so we didn't have to risk heading to
Aika's house after all. Veracity gave us the name of her school, and we 
arrived just as the final period was beginning. Then we waited. No, we 
didn't wait for school to let out. I had a much more diabolical plan in 
mind.

It had been almost four years since I'd last been inside a principals
office, and I noticed that the general decor hadn't changed much in the past 
few years. It still contained the same mix of stuffy, boring
educational posters and stuffy, boring pictures of stuffy boring
looking family members smiling in a stuffy, boring fashion...if you get my 
drift. The couch was comfortable, which was rather a surprise actually. Most 
of the principal's offices I was familiar with (and I was familiar with a 
lot) were designed to be as uncomfortable as possible. Then again, this guy 
might be just the sort of sadist who would make his students stand while 
this comfortable green luxury sat only a few steps away. I pitied Aika.

The guy behind the desk was the picture of your stereotypical school
principal: nerdish, short, glasses and a sallow complexion. His name
was Nagasi and he insisted that we call him "Nagasi-SAN" in the kind
of tone one uses when you are the big fish in the small pond. I
endured it, even if I considered blowing his head off a few times when
he looked at me in that overbearing principal way.

Aika walked in, looking confused. That was understandable, as it wasn't 
every day that an aunt and uncle you didn't even know you had called you to 
the principals office. When she saw me her face lit up and before I knew it 
we were embracing. And embracing. It was when I could feel their eyes on me 
that I knew maybe the embrace was a little bit too long and too... close to 
be entirely convincing. I cleared my
throat, and Aika stepped away with a blush on her face. "She's very
affectionate," I murmured uncertainly.

"Indeed," Nagasi-SAN mumbled. "Well, may I ask why you called this
meeting, Ms. Daikoku?" Itami gave me another irritated look. Hey, what
was he blaming me for? I didn't like the concept any more than he did,
but it was necessary for the moment.

"We have to take Aika-chan out of school for the rest of the day," I
told him calmly.

"May I ask why?" he said in a voice almost too low to hear, "And why
her parents aren't involved?" I smiled disarmingly. Time to lay on the
schmooze.

"Her parents are sick," I said and caught Aika's eye. She didn't react, but 
I knew I hadn't screwed up. "They caught a flu, that kind that was running 
around in Hong Kong, they wanted us to take her out of school and have her 
checked."

His eyes widened and he paled a little. He'd heard of that particular
flu, all right. He covered his mouth and nodded once or twice and
indicated the exit. I smiled and walked out. I was rather proud of
that plan. Sure it might blow up later but I'd cross that bridge when
I came to it.

"So what's the job?" Aika said once we were out in the hallway.

"What makes you think I'm not just her for your sparkling wit?" I said
slowly. She gave me one of -those- looks and I smirked. "Hit and run
versus some bastards," I said, "We need your firepower."

She nodded in a very intelligent manner for such a small kid. "What
about Sailor H?" I snapped my gaze over to Itami and only noticed the
tail end of the slight tightening of his eyes.

"Unavailable," I said quietly, "Let's go, we're burning daylight."

                              ***

The plan was simple, but then simple usually worked. Since I didn't want to 
attract attention and also didn't want to risk the same way in twice, we 
snuck in the other way. That is, through the sewers.

No, I didn't like it any more than you would. However, most office buildings 
had an underground lot now-a-days and almost all those lots had a storm 
drain. I won't go into the grisly details of the trip down
there, suffice it to say when I got home I was going to enjoy a nice
long shower. Itami didn't mind, and despite her expression Aika took it all 
in stride. She wisely decided not to change into her fuku quite yet, 
however, it was better to have something covering your legs down
there.

The drain was locked, but that was no problem. A silenced round from
Itami's glock and the chain holding it in place was simply no longer.
I went up first and scanned the garage. It was still almost an hour
before work ended for the wage-slaves, so it was deserted. Aika
followed up, with Itami taking the rear. We waited while she
transformed and pulled one of those guns from wherever she stored
them.

It was easy enough to sneak up and cold-cock the guard at his station
then cut the security wires. From there we ran up the stairs to the
right floor and made our way out. The first clue was the fact that the
entire floor was deserted, the second clue was that her office was
deserted when we kicked the door in. I spat out several very colorful
curses and was tempted to turn around and leave right then and there.

Maybe it was the final residuals of that last curse laid on me but I
stayed. This was because of the little TV-VCR set up in the middle of
the office and the words "Play Me" written on a note attached to it. I
spat out a few more choice curses which caused Aika to stare at me in
wonder and actually made Itami raise an eyebrow.

"Keep a look out," I told Pretty Deadly and walked over to the VCR. I
half-expected it to blow, but that made no sense. If they had wanted
to use a bomb then they would have rigged one to the door. I hit play
and Akari's face appeared on the screen.

"I'm very disappointed in you, Yoi," she said with a smile, "I had
expected better of you. Did you really think I wouldn't notice your
entrance route and put two and two together?"

I didn't respond. It was a recording, it's not like it would have
mattered. Still, there must have something more to this than just
taunting us. I wanted to leave, wanted to leave very badly but my
curiosity was getting the better of me. In hindsight I decided to
remind Itami to pull me out next time I start doing something stupid
like that.

"Since you've no doubt already been through my files I have a few
things I want to clear up for you," she smiled again, "I'm not your
enemy Yoi. I don't want you dead, far from it. I want you as alive as
I can get you. I want to make sure you stay alive."

"Yay," I muttered, "It's just my friends you want dead..."

Aika cast me a curious look at that but I just shook my head. I'd had
time to fill her and Itami in on a bit on the way over, but not all of
it.

"Unfortunately," she sighed, "You didn't fall for this plan, that
would have insured we could work together for a long time. Do you know
how hard it was to set up events so that Itami lost his sword? But I
move on from these things. Of course, since the plan is a bust I had
to break the deal with our mutual friend. She might not be quite as
forgiving. I suggest you look out..."

It was then that the TV was split in two. I stepped back and raised
the rifle in my hand as the sword was pulled free of the sparking
wreckage. The sword which didn't so much glow as it seemed to snuff
out the nearby light. Holding that sword was Manami. She did not look
happy.

"Hi mom," Itami said, and shot her in the chest.

The body fell back, smacking into the wall with a wet thud. A spurt of
red flew from the hole her son had so recently drilled into her and
she began to slide down to the floor leaving a red slick on the wall.
Aika stared in shock and I had to admit I was almost surprised myself.
I knew Itami was cold, but this was a new level.

"Well," Aika coughed in her glove, "I guess that's that..."

"No," a voice said and we all turned to see the body rising easily
from the ground. Great, immune to bullets, fan-freakin'-tastic! "I
can't kill you Itami," the thing that had my partners mothers face
spat, "But I can butcher your friends."

This is the part were the hero and the villain traditionally exchange snappy 
banter and threaten each other with various forms of injury both imaginative 
and painful. Instead the three of us started firing. There are very few 
things in this world that can face down a wall of lead and I was hoping that 
if we did enough damage to her corpse than it would be useless to the demon. 
The hail of bullets rapidly filled the room with carnage as we blew the body 
into tiny chunks and with a few shots blasted the carcass through the wall 
behind her. It landed on the desk of the office behind this one with a 
sickening crunch.

We waited. Well, not just that. I took the time to reload my
winchester and Itami took the chance to reload his own. Whatever that
gun Pretty Deadly was using now, it didn't seem to need reloading. I
wasn't all that surprised when the body started to rise. Disappointed,
yes, but not surprised. It was a pretty gruesome sight, seeing as how
we'd blown off enough flesh on the face so we could see the perpetual
skull grin beneath. I raised my rifle for one more volley and was
shifting my feet to start running at the same time.

That's when she changed.

One second she was a bloody corpse, the next her body seemed to
inflate. Bubbles burst out as if she were made of thousands of
interconnected flesh-colored balloons. I couldn't help but watch as
the bubble shrunk and resumed a human form. I didn't recognize it, but
it sure wasn't Manami's face the thing wore now.

"Scarlet," Itami informed me and reached back for the sword he had
sheathed at his waist. Now that he reminded me I recognized the face
and hair; it was the lack of a uniform that has thrown me off. She was
still wearing the remains of the same clothes Manami had been in. Of
course, those remains did nothing to cover her up, but for once this
body came in handy as I found it easy to ignore that part.

"Die!" Scarlet roared and attacked. I wasn't about to waist more ammo
so I dived to the side and rolled down the hallway. Aika went the
other way and came up firing but the demon-sword moved faster than my
eye could follow and with a few sharp pings deflected the bullets.
Itami was in there fast on the heels of Aika's attacks however and his
sword cleaved off her left arm at the shoulder. She hissed and
smashed the butt of the weapon into his jaw. He flew back and dropped
like a sack of meat.

I fired but she was still fast and she spun to deflect those bullets,
too. Well, I should say reflect, not deflect as I felt one whiz past my 
temple and bury itself in the floor. I quickly decided that gun-play was not 
even a diversionary tactic anymore.

She was closing fast and I had very few options, so I took the only
one that made sense. I ran like hell. I could feel her, breathing down
my neck and I got the impression she was playing with me. Waiting for
just the right opportunity to slice out my legs from under me. That
meant she was stupid. Stupid, I could handle.

I turned a sharp right and ran into a large section of the floor
filled with cubicles. She followed me, the demon-blade cleaving one of
those watercolors as she turned the corner and sending out a liquid
ripple onto the corner. I ducked and dived into one of the empty
stalls and she stumbled past. I fired my shotgun at the corner of the
wall and the thing blew apart, sections falling in all directions
before they hit objects like desks and permanent walls and stopped.

Once over the hurdle I dove for cover and slipped into another cubicle
without her seeing me. The next few seconds were a nerve-wracking game
of hide and go seek. Except that she tested all the possible hiding
places with her sword, cutting down large sections of wall and desk in
her effort to slice me in two. I had to act fast if I was going to get
out of this alive.

That's when she spun and saw an object flying towards her. She smirked
and slashed out at the small sphere, intent on cleaving it in two. I
didn't pause, I leapt from hiding and vaulted over the wall.

The explosion stunned me and for a few precious moments I lost track
of time. When I came too I was lying under the rubble and my ears were
ringing something fierce. I kicked the wall sections off me and dove for the 
nearest cover, all the while my eyes searching frantically for my opponent.

I found it, or what was left of it. The body had been splattered all
over the interior of the room, with only the feet left standing on the
floor. The sword lay in front of them. Aika stood in the doorway and
gave me a thumbs up. I restrained myself from congratulating her. This was 
mainly because I felt like slapping her a good one there and then.

Then the thing regenerated again. It was the same, except the balloons
grew from its feet and formed into a vague humanoid shape before
reverting back into another, all-too-familiar form.

Lovely Rhyme-and-Reason.

At least this time it was wearing some clothes...

Aika raised her gun to fire but found the bullets from the... whatever
it was, unable to get through the shield. The thing looked sort of
stiff as it began to mechanically bend over and pick up the sword.
Once the sword was in its hand it began to move much faster.

Two and two became four in my head.

"The sword!" I said, "Without the sword it can't control the body!"

It was then that I realized that if Aika could hear me, so could it.
It turned and smiled at me and began to raise it's hand. Oh man, not
another 'learning can be fun' attack. Somehow I got the impression
this thing could use the attacks of whatever body it turned itself
into.

I rolled right and into a hallway, right ahead of a stream of energy
that would have made me a sucker for that sword of hers. Then the
chase was on again, only this time I couldn't run straight as that
left me open to attack. Damn it, why do these psychos always want to
chase ME?

It was on that note that another explosion threw me out the window.
Threw me out the window of the thirtieth floor office. I dropped my
gun and snapped out my hand in desperation... and somebody caught me.
I breathed a sigh of relief until I looked up and saw exactly who had
caught me.

"Oh crap," I said softly.

"That's right little girl," the thing inside the sword leered at me
through Lovely Rhyme-and-Reason's face. She stuck the tip of it
underneath my chin and I pulled back my head a bit... until I
remembered I was dangling thirty stories up and I didn't want to
unbalance her. "Stay back Itami," the thing said, "You too girl. Or I
make sure he hits the ground in several pieces."

"Bitch," Aika growled low and cold. I couldn't see them, but that was
understandable given the fact that I was now below the lip of the
window.

"What do you want?" I said slowly. My arm was beginning to feel like
it was on fire. Even if I got out of this one alive I was going to be
hurting for a week.

"I want freedom," it hissed. "You have not given that to me. Every
time I almost got a hold on him, you would come and drag him out. With
the others, I was content with the deal, but you're ruining it. So I
want it all."

"Not likely," I growled. She nicked my neck, drawing a bit of blood.
Of course, that doesn't begin to describe it. I used to think I knew
what the aura of that thing felt like. I was wrong. I think I blocked
the memory of that pain out, later, but right then I was just screaming.  
When I got control of myself a few seconds later, the situation hadn't 
changed much.

"What do you want me to do?" Itami was saying.

"Cut yourself," the demon smiled at him. Which meant it wasn't looking
at me. "And douse the sword in your blood then break it..."

One of my spare guns was in my free hands instantly and I shoved the
butt into the back of her head. Her eyes widened slightly as I cocked
back the hammer. "Not going to happen."

"You wouldn't," it growled, "You'd die too!"

"I know."

To tell you the truth, I have no idea what I was thinking right then
and there. I really don't. It was just one of those things you do
sometimes, without really understanding why.

"YOI!" Aika yelled and I could hear her taking a nervous step forward.
"You idiot, what are you doing?"

"No idea," I replied. "Hope it works," I added lamely. The thing was
growling and began to move the blade again. "I wouldn't," I said, "You
nick me, this gun goes off, I fall and then Itami takes you down before you 
grow another new body. Then you never get a chance at him again."

It was an impasse and we all knew it. Nobody was willing to give
ground on this however. So it threatened to stay like this until the
cops showed up or my arm gave out, whichever came first.

I heard someone turn and begin running in the opposite direction. Aika
gasped and shouted Itami's name once. The creature growled but I
pushed the gun into her skull again. "Changes nothing," I noted, "Aika
can kick the sword away from the body just as easy."

Time passed. My arm felt like it was about to tear our of the socket.
I wasn't sure how much longer I'd have the strength to hold the gun to
her head. Leave it to Itami, to save my bacon. The window below me
exploded to the sound of a gunshot and I realized his plan instantly.
So did the sword, and it began to move.

I moved first.

The gunshot caused her body to tremble and spasm uncontrollably and
her hand snapped open. I began to freefall, but not very far. Itami
had flung down his own weapons and reached out with both hands to
catch me. I snapped out my good arm and he caught it with practiced
ease. Of course, I almost wrenched his arm out of the socket and
nearly dragged him out of the window with me, but that wasn't about to
make Itami change his expression, much less complain. He flung himself
back and pulled me in.

The floor above us exploded and I looked out to see the majority of
Rhyme-and-Reason's body flying out over the city and descending down
very rapidly. I sighed in relief when I saw that the sword hadn't been
blown out with her.

I turned and saw a great deal of people staring at Itami and I in
shock. Great, just great. One thing after another.

"Deadly!" I shouted, "Grab the sword and meet us at the hole!"

Aika made strangled noises at the suggestion, but she knew as well as I did 
that we didn't have time to run back upstairs and grab it, then
get out of here before the cops arrived and started asking some -very-
pointed questions.

                             ***

I let out a low hum of pleasure as Veracity kneaded my shoulders with
the hot cloth. It felt fantastic after nearly having them wrenched out in 
short order. I ignored the look that Aika was giving me; she hadn't been the 
one nearly killed tonight. I was allowed to make her jealous.

Oh god, I'm starting to sound like someone in a relationship. Maybe I
should have let it kill me after all.

"I still don't get it," Aika scratched her head. She was back in her
normal form now. "Can someone tell me what just happened?"

"A lot," Itami summed it up nicely. She glared at him. I sighed
softly.

"I think it was all a set up..." I said slowly. "Ever since Ootaki
showed up they've been setting this up, trying to remove Itami and I
from the loop."

"What do you mean?"

"Ootaki was responsible for sending me to another dimension," I said,
"While I was there they set things up so that Itami was convinced he
lost his sword by accident. Then they send out a... thing... a clone I
think."

"From what you described," Veracity said softly as she continued to
massage my poor muscles. "I would say a simulacrum. It's a minor
magical construct... but it has the power to replicate the form and
powers of anyone who has their blood injected into it."

"It did say Simulacrum in that report," I nodded softly. "But
whatever. They gave the sword to that, it took it over and came at us
in the guise of Itami's mother. Then they send us on a chase after
Rhyme-and-Reason, knowing full well we couldn't beat her so we'd have
to come back. That allowed them to give us the invitation to meet with
Nazo. She knew we would ask for the demon to be removed, and she would
have told us how but it would have been what that demon wanted."

"I don't get it though," Aika grumbled, "Why go through all that
trouble? Why not just kill you?"

"I don't know," I shrugged and cursed fluently as the pain in my
shoulders flared.

"Sit still Yoi-san," Veracity mumbled soothingly.

"She wants you alive," Itami pointed out.

"Yes," I said slowly, "But why?"

"Ask her," Itami suggested.

"I think we'll do just that," I nodded. "But first we get some help.
Whoever this is has resources. Just one of those things almost got us,
she could have more."

"Quite correct," Veracity nodded. "She could use more of them to clone
an army of Rhyme-and-Reasons or Queen Scarlets."

"Then why hasn't she?" Itami pointed out.

"A simulacrum must be made from a willing human who gives up their
soul," Veracity pointed out, "That makes them rare, even if they are
minor beings."

"So who do we go to for help?"

I looked at Itami and briefly considered raising the idea of H. I
wasn't sure if he wanted to see her now however. Still, I had another
idea.

"Some people that owe us a few favors," I smirked, "Our little
half-breed friends."

END

Author Postscript:
I apologise both for the poor nature of this part and the lateness 
of it but I suffered from a massive case of writer's block when
I tried to write it and everything I was writing just sounded
wrong so I wanted to get a thrid party to help me re-work all the
paragraphs. They didn't have time to do it all but what are you
going to do huh?

I wanted to do a LOT more in this fic, but I just didn't have the 
energy or time. I hadn't planned to finish off "Manami" so fast but
I needed an ending to this piece and wanted to give the series another
villian to focus on that could prove as moving as Ultra was. For those
of you who can read between the lines you will see I tried to push
some subtle things forward. Basically this chapter was meant to try
and tie up all the loose ends of the last several (like six) chapters
and give the storyline a purpose again. I hope I succeeded and I hope
the next few authors will allow the concept of the villianous Akari
develop a great deal more.

I would like to thank Chris McNeil for his pre-reading skills,
even if he didn't have time to actually write a chapter this week.

I would alos like to thank Phillip Barkow and Mathew Campbell for
being good sounding boards for ideas and for general encourgamnet.

Finally I'd like to thank Stefan Gagne and Aaron Shattuck for both
Improfanfic and Magical Girl Hunters respectively.

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if I don't know what to improve.
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